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Goofiness
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Silly People
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Procrastination
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Always Early
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Too Laid Back
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Hurry Up!
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Darn-it-all!
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Banker's Hours
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20 Vacations
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Stepped in
what?
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Lack of Sleep
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Tiep-oh's
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4th Down
Coolest
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Eats Too Much
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Zambuka!!
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Singing Star
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Faithfullness
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Full of Love
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Name: Al
- An undercover agent sent in as a Knife
and Squeegee wielding Sign Professional. Has little use
for his air-bubble poker out in the field. His vinyl letter
application is flawless, with no bubbles left to be found. We
have tried to break him down little by little, urging him to
tell us what his mission is....who he's secretly watching. He just keeps saying..."Howdy Doody". |
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Name:
Gwendolyn - Once a cosmetics
manufacturing CEO in the small country of Andorra, Gwen has
jumped into the Sign & Graphics Industry full blast. Her
taste in Design and her Computer Skills are impeccable. Spending
countless hours and efforts into her job has made her the leader
of the pack. Ready to give fast quotes or a free
eye-shadow demonstration. |
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Name:
Shantelle - A former contestant on
Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", she keeps the books and answers
a phone better than the other person we interviewed. She's vital
in keeping all the employees in line and focused. She once
kept an employee locked out in the rain, because they didn't
round up to the nearest tenth on an invoice. |
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Name:
Rob - Flown in from regions
un-known. With extensive training in Kung-Fu, Wittling,
Mosquito Leg Repair, and BS, Rob has brought a lot of character
into Vinylot. In 1981, the government secretly embedded the now
famous "Graphics" chip into the back of the cerebral area of his
brain. This has obviously been the root of his 28 World
Graphics Awards, and memory loss. |
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Name:
Adam - Hired on pity, Adam previously lead the
world in bungee streaking while simultaneously holding the
Florida Record for hanging chad counting. He has since
given up his key to the City of Ft. Lauderdale and has opted for
change sifting, out of auto ash trays at his night job. His
labor skills are incredible, keeping our clients jobs
"streaking" out the door. |
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Name:
Kira -
Kira has come to us on referral from a customer,
and has been fitting in real nice at Team Vinylot. She
once held the State Record for biggest Bass catch, weighing in
at 43lbs....well, that's what she says anyway, but we think she
has applied those fishing skills here by reeling in some of the
biggest accounts we have like _ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _ _ _ _. |
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