Vinylot Signs & Graphics


	Name: Al - An undercover agent sent in as a Knife and Squeegee wheelding Sign Professional. Has little use for his air-bubble poker out in the field. His vinyl letter application is flawless, with no bubbles left to be found. We have tried to break him down little by little, urging him to tell us what his mission is....who he's secretly watching. He just keeps saying..."Howdy Doody".
	Name: Gwendolyn - Once a cosmetics manufacturing CEO in the small country of Andorra, Gwen has jumped into the Sign & Graphics Industry full blast. Her taste in Design and her Computer Skills are impeccable. Spending countless hours and efforts into her job has made her the leader of the pack. Ready to give fast quotes or a free eye-shadow demonstration.

	Name: Shantelle - A former contestant on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", she keeps the books and answers a phone better than the other person we interviewed. She's vital in keeping all the employees in line and focused. She once kept an employee locked out in the rain, because they didn't round up to the nearest tenth on an invoice.
	Name: Rob - Flown in from regions un-known. With extensive training in Kung-Fu, Widdleing, Mesquito Leg Repair, and BS, Rob has brought a lot of character into Vinylot. In 1981, the government secretly embedded the now famous "Graphics" chip into the back of the cerebral area of his brain. This has obviously been the root of his 28 World Graphics Awards, and memory loss.

	Bonnie - MOVED ON TO OTHER VENTURES....Shown here in this recent photo she sent us, Bonnie has enrolled at the Steward Jedi Knight Training Academy in North Dakota and has begun her 1st Quarter known as KwaiGun-Joh. She hasn't been issued her Light Saber yet. She has more studies to complete. She's shown here in her standard issue Obi Won hoodie.

	Name: Monai - Or should we say...Monai "Hilton". This distant cousin of the Hilton family came to us after a small acting run as a personality on MTV's "Laguna Beach". Some how she has managed to perfect answering phones while brushing her hair continuously...it's an amazing sight. Stop by to see our "famous" employee and maybe get an autograph or 2....(they go for about $5 on Ebay)
	Name: Adam - Aquired on Pity, Adam previously lead the world in bungee streaking while simultaneously holding the Florida Record for hanging chad counting. He has since given up his key to the City of Ft. Lauderdale and has opted for change sifting out of auto ash trays at his night job. His labor skills are incredible, keeping our clients jobs "streaking" out the door.
	Name: Kelly - A perfectionist at leaving little scribbles of notes around, Kelly has mastered the art of "Quiet-ness". Is she here? Is she gone? We don't know...she's in, she's out and no one seems to know what she does around here, but whatever it is....she's dang good at it.