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Name: Al
- An undercover agent sent in as a Knife
and Squeegee weilding Sign Professional. Has little use
for his air-bubble poker out in the field. His vinyl letter
application is flawless, with no bubbles left to be found. We
have tried to break him down little by little, urging him to
tell us what his mission is....who he's secretly watching. He just keeps saying..."Howdy Doody". |
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Gwendolyn - Once a cosmetics
manufacturing CEO in the small country of Andorra, Gwen has
jumped into the Sign & Graphics Industry full blast. Her
taste in Design and her Computer Skills are impeccable. Spending
countless hours and efforts into her job has made her the leader
of the pack. Ready to give fast quotes or a free
eye-shadow demonstration. |
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Chuck - Traded in the 1998 season
from Fast Signs out of Minnesota, for 2 catfish and a can of
spam. With a squeegee in his hand, his sign making skills have
been compared to the quality and perfection of Picasso's
painting skills. He's the work-horse of the company. He's
also paid the least which keeps him dedicated to his job, always
pushing for that raise he hopes to get someday. |
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Shantelle - A former contestant on
Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", she keeps the books and answers
a phone better than the other person we interviewed. She's vital
in keeping all the employees in line and focused. She once
kept an employee locked out in the rain, because they didn't
round up to the nearest tenth on an invoice. |
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Rob - Flown in from regions
un-known. With extensive training in Kung-Fu, Widdleing,
Mesquito Leg Repair, and BS, Rob has brought a lot of character
into Vinylot. In 1981, the government secretly embedded the now
famous "Graphics" chip into the back of the cerebral area of his
brain. This has obviously been the root of his 28 World
Graphics Awards, and memory loss. |
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Bonnie - Formally worked as a body
double for Rene Zellweger, Bonnie has now found another role as
the Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant in the new movie
Vinylot. Though her performance has not earned her any Emmy
nominations from her co-workers, her performance is second to
none! Just don't ask her to make a pot of coffee....to be
continued. |
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Name:
Monai - Or should we say...Monai
"Hilton". This distant cousin of the Hilton family came to
us after a small acting run as a personality on MTV's "Laguna
Beach". Some how she has managed to perfect answering
phones while brushing her hair continuously...it's an amazing
sight. Stop by to see our "famous" employee and maybe get an
autograph or 2....(they go for about $5 on Ebay) |
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Adam -
Aquisitioned on Pity, Adam previously lead the
world in bungee streaking while simultaneously holding the
Florida Record for hanging chad counting. He has since
given up his key to the City of Ft. Lauderdale and has opted for
change sifting out of auto ash trays at his night job. His
labor skills are incredible, keeping our clients jobs
"streaking" out the door. |
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Kelly - A perfectionist at leaving
little scribbles of notes around, Kelly has mastered the art of
"Quiet-ness". Is she here? Is she gone? We don't
know...she's in, she's out and no one seems to know what she
does around here, but whatever it is....she's dang good at it. |