Name: Al - An undercover agent sent in as a Knife and Squeegee weilding Sign Professional.  Has little use for his air-bubble poker out in the field.  His vinyl letter application is flawless, with no bubbles left to be found. We have tried to break him down little by little, urging him to tell us what his mission is....who he's secretly watching. He just keeps saying..."Howdy Doody".

Name: Gwendolyn - Once a cosmetics manufacturing CEO in the small country of Andorra, Gwen has jumped into the Sign & Graphics Industry full blast.  Her taste in Design and her Computer Skills are impeccable. Spending countless hours and efforts into her job has made her the leader of the pack.  Ready to give fast quotes or a  free eye-shadow demonstration.

Name: Chuck - Traded in the 1998 season from Fast Signs out of Minnesota, for 2 catfish and a can of spam. With a squeegee in his hand, his sign making skills have been compared to the quality and perfection of Picasso's painting skills.  He's the work-horse of the company. He's also paid the least which keeps him dedicated to his job, always pushing for that raise he hopes to get someday.

Name: Shantelle - A former contestant on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", she keeps the books and answers a phone better than the other person we interviewed. She's vital in keeping all the employees in line and focused.  She once kept an employee locked out in the rain, because they didn't round up to the nearest tenth on an invoice. 

Name: Rob - Flown in from regions un-known.  With extensive training in Kung-Fu, Widdleing, Mesquito Leg Repair, and BS, Rob has brought a lot of character into Vinylot. In 1981, the government secretly embedded the now famous "Graphics" chip into the back of the cerebral area of his brain.  This has obviously been the root of his 28 World Graphics Awards, and memory loss.

Name: Bonnie - Formally worked as a body double for Rene Zellweger, Bonnie has now found another role as the Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant in the new movie Vinylot. Though her performance has not earned her any Emmy nominations from her co-workers, her performance is second to none! Just don't ask her to make a pot of coffee....to be continued.

Name: Monai - Or should we say...Monai "Hilton".  This distant cousin of the Hilton family came to us after a small acting run as a personality on MTV's "Laguna Beach".  Some how she has managed to perfect answering phones while brushing her hair continuously...it's an amazing sight. Stop by to see our "famous" employee and maybe get an autograph or 2....(they go for about $5 on Ebay)