• Goofiness

  • Silly People

  • Procrastination

  • Always Early

  • Too Laid Back

  • Hurry Up!

  • Darn-it-all!

  • Banker's Hours

  • 20 Vacations

  • Stepped in what?

  • Lack of Sleep

  • Tiep-oh's

  • 4th Down Coolest

  • Eats Too Much

  • Zambuka!!

  • Singing Star

  • Faithfullness

  • Full of Love

Name: Al - An undercover agent sent in as a Knife and Squeegee wielding Sign Professional.  Has little use for his air-bubble poker out in the field.  His vinyl letter application is flawless, with no bubbles left to be found. We have tried to break him down little by little, urging him to tell us what his mission is....who he's secretly watching. He just keeps saying..."Howdy Doody".

Name: Gwendolyn - Once a cosmetics manufacturing CEO in the small country of Andorra, Gwen has jumped into the Sign & Graphics Industry full blast.  Her taste in Design and her Computer Skills are impeccable. Spending countless hours and efforts into her job has made her the leader of the pack.  Ready to give fast quotes or a  free eye-shadow demonstration.

 

 

Name: Shantelle - A former contestant on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", she keeps the books and answers a phone better than the other person we interviewed. She's vital in keeping all the employees in line and focused.  She once kept an employee locked out in the rain, because they didn't round up to the nearest tenth on an invoice. 

Name: Rob - Flown in from regions un-known.  With extensive training in Kung-Fu, Wittling, Mosquito Leg Repair, and BS, Rob has brought a lot of character into Vinylot. In 1981, the government secretly embedded the now famous "Graphics" chip into the back of the cerebral area of his brain.  This has obviously been the root of his 28 World Graphics Awards, and memory loss.

   

Name: Adam - Hired on pity, Adam previously lead the world in bungee streaking while simultaneously holding the Florida Record for hanging chad counting.  He has since given up his key to the City of Ft. Lauderdale and has opted for change sifting, out of auto ash trays at his night job.  His labor skills are incredible, keeping our clients jobs "streaking" out the door.

Name: Kira - Kira has come to us on referral from a customer, and has been fitting in real nice at Team Vinylot.  She once held the State Record for biggest Bass catch, weighing in at 43lbs....well, that's what she says anyway, but we think she has applied those fishing skills here by reeling in some of the biggest accounts we have like _ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

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